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Joe Phoenix
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Posted - 2010.08.21 02:10:00 -
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So if you haven't been updated with this story, here is the latest.
Lana torrin was good friends with zedrik cayne, funded his wars etc. Lana torrin Gave him 7 billion to look after (everything she had) and guess what zedrik did? kept it like the ******** he is.
But then comes lana on the rebound. Zedrik in his infinite stupidity forgot that he has give lana shares in the corp. Lana skillfully then took over the corp (an excellent example of good standards and practices right?!) and became ceo.
As well all know from reading the "standards and practices charter" which all ceos MUST abide by. The first rule in managing a corporation is to forget who actually owns the corporation and above all you must remain ignorant of all corp goings on at all time.
So after weeks of zedrik cayne whinning to lana, spamming her inbox and all that crap lana finally sold the corp back to zedrik for an extortionate about of isk.
So there i was in C&P chatting away when suddenly this exile walks in, all of us looks around in amazement! What could possibly cause this utter reject to show his face in public again!
He then starts babbling on again how the IEEE is going to dec the commonwealth for break such and such standards and practices rule blah blah blah.
Does this stupid little boy not understand! NOBODY CARES ABOUT HIS STUPID LITTLE CRUSADE!!
I am the one person in the world who SHOULD care, but i really don't. WHY? he is a pathetic little man who needs 7 Viagra tablets just to command his ***** to stand up and has the fighting and literally abilities of a sloth with his eyes pocked out.
So here it is, zedrik cayne starting his war decs AGAIN because he cannot get over the fact that he was publicly done up the arse with a barbed dildo.
Does he not understand that everyone has moved on?
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Joe Phoenix
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Posted - 2010.08.21 02:18:00 -
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 Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury
Originally by: Joe Phoenix
Does he not understand that everyone has moved on?
Seemingly not. Some people still seem to be making new threa...oh wait.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BAN ME FROM C&P LEXA! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!
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Joe Phoenix
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Posted - 2010.08.21 02:22:00 -
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I make one small remark about zedrik cayne knocking one out to manga P orn and you mute me? thats unjust.
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Joe Phoenix
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Posted - 2010.08.21 02:37:00 -
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Ok maybe a multiple of one then.
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Joe Phoenix
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Posted - 2010.08.21 02:55:00 -
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Originally by: Vigo Larcen
Originally by: Joe Phoenix
Does he not understand that everyone has moved on?
Actually, I bet Zed understands better than anyone. If he really wants to rekindle interest in his blog, he's going to have to work very hard to get fresh, interesting material.
You, on the other hand, mention his name in just about every thread you post in. If you stop talking about him, it will be easier to believe that Zed's antics don't affect you.
Oh look! Non-troll advice in C&P! I must be tired....
Name another which isn't 6 months old.
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Joe Phoenix
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Posted - 2010.08.21 03:41:00 -
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Originally by: Harrigan VonStudly
Originally by: Joe Phoenix
He then starts babbling on again how the IEEE is going to dec the commonwealth for break such and such standards and practices rule blah blah blah.
When I got to here I about spit my drink all over my screen and lol'd
Go Zed
Are you serious?
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